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Appetizers
Greens and Things
Add Grilled/Fried Chicken $4, Add Shrimp $6

Fried Chicken Cobb
Farmers greens, diced tomato, blue cheese crumbles, crispy bacon, diced cucumber, giant chicken fried chicken, herbed buttermilk dressing$15$15Farmers greens, diced tomato, blue cheese crumbles, crispy bacon, diced cucumber, giant chicken fried chicken, herbed buttermilk dressing
Sides
Sesame Seed Puns and Handhelds
Standard Dress: lettuce, tomato, onion
Short Dress: lettuce, onion
All handhelds served with fries unless noted.
The Ooey Gooey
The ultimate grilled cheese. Brioche bread, tillamook cheddar, provolone, smoked gouda, grilled tomato, basil pesto. With or without bacon. Fries or mom's tomato soup?$12$12The ultimate grilled cheese. Brioche bread, tillamook cheddar, provolone, smoked gouda, grilled tomato, basil pesto. With or without bacon. Fries or mom's tomato soup?
The Ugly Ex
Buffalo battered fried pork tenderloin, pickles. Short dress. Smoking hot, ugly on the inside. Luckily, this one doesn't cost more than it's worth.$13$13Buffalo battered fried pork tenderloin, pickles. Short dress. Smoking hot, ugly on the inside. Luckily, this one doesn't cost more than it's worth.

The Donald Burger
Angus beef. Fried egg, lettuce comb-over, million-dollar pickles, deplorable sauce, orange cheese, Flaming Hot Cheeto dust, standard dress. Surrounded by a huge wall of fries.$15$15Angus beef. Fried egg, lettuce comb-over, million-dollar pickles, deplorable sauce, orange cheese, Flaming Hot Cheeto dust, standard dress. Surrounded by a huge wall of fries.
Steaks and Chops
Served with bacon fried potatoes, and garlic butter green beans






