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The ooey gooey
The Ultimate Grilled Cheese. Brioche Bread, Tillamook Cheddar, Provolone, Smoked Gouda, Grilled Tomato, Basil Pesto. With or Without Bacon. Fries or Mom's Tomato Soup?$14$14The Ultimate Grilled Cheese. Brioche Bread, Tillamook Cheddar, Provolone, Smoked Gouda, Grilled Tomato, Basil Pesto. With or Without Bacon. Fries or Mom's Tomato Soup?
Ugly Ex
Buffalo Battered Fried Pork Tenderloin, Pickles. Short Dress. Smoking hot, ugly on the inside. Luckily, this one doesn't cost more than its worth.$14$14Buffalo Battered Fried Pork Tenderloin, Pickles. Short Dress. Smoking hot, ugly on the inside. Luckily, this one doesn't cost more than its worth.
the donald burger
Angus Beef. Fired Egg, Lettuce Comb Over, Million Dollar Pickles, Deplorable Sauce, Orange Cheese, Flaming hot Cheeto Dust, Gold Leaf, Standard Dress. Surrounded by a Yuge Wall of Fries.$16$16Angus Beef. Fired Egg, Lettuce Comb Over, Million Dollar Pickles, Deplorable Sauce, Orange Cheese, Flaming hot Cheeto Dust, Gold Leaf, Standard Dress. Surrounded by a Yuge Wall of Fries.
Steaks and Chops
Served With Bacon Fried Potatoes and Garlic Butter Green Beans
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Cheesesteaks
All served on fresh Amoroso Rolls with Suburban fries.
The Original Cheesesteak
sliced prime rib, wit or wit out onions, choice of wiz, American or provolone, want peppers or shrooms? All on an authentic Amoroso roll.$18$18sliced prime rib, wit or wit out onions, choice of wiz, American or provolone, want peppers or shrooms? All on an authentic Amoroso roll.